暉獲無度的步烙閣

09/01，哈！原來是有英文版的呀！當然要加強一下囉！還有更令人莞爾的中華民國新睡法！

世上有兩件事，很難！
There are two difficult things in the world.

一是把自己的思想，裝進別人的腦袋，
# One is Imbuing one's ideology into other people's brain.
二是把別人的鈔票，裝進自己的口袋。
# Two is Putting other people's money into one's own pocket.
前者成功的人，那就叫做：老師；
Being successful in # One--is a Teacher,
後者成功的人，那就叫做：老闆。
Being successful in # Two--is a Boss.

萬一兩者都成功了，那就叫做……
Being successful in both---is a

老婆！！！（你同意嗎？？？）
WIFE !!!

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